Pre-launch · nothing for sale yet
YOUR ALGORITHM,
BUT IT’S A BOOK
Pick the categories you actually watch. We print the feed you would have scrolled anyway, as a real, bound, physical book. One page is a post. The facing page is its comments.
It works out to roughly the same content and none of the machinery: nothing autoplays, nothing refreshes, nothing glows at you at 2am. It also does the one thing your feed will never do, which is end.
HOW A PAGE WORKS
Every spread is a pair. On the left, one real post, printed as it appeared. On the right, the replies that showed up underneath it. The comments were always half the reason you stopped scrolling.
Layout sketch, not final artwork. The real thing is still being set.
PICK YOUR MIX
You choose the blend, down to the topic level, weighted however you want them.
Sports
- Football/Soccer
- American Football
- Basketball
- Rugby
- Tennis
- Golf
- Boxing/MMA
- Motorsport
- Skiing/Snowboarding
- Surfing
- Cricket
- Baseball
- Athletics
- Extreme sports
Outdoor & Nature
- Hiking/Camping
- Travel
- Plants/Gardening
- Wildlife/Animals
- Fishing
- Hunting
- Van life
- Survival/Bushcraft
Comedy
- Brain rot
- Skits
- Stand-up
- Meme compilations
- Pranks
- Reaction content
- Roast/commentary
Finance
- Personal finance
- Investing/stocks
- Crypto
- Entrepreneurship
- Side hustles
- Real estate
News & Commentary
- Politics
- World news
- Legal/court drama
- Podcasts/talk
Beauty & Fashion
- Makeup
- Skincare
- Hair
- Nails
- Streetwear
- Luxury fashion
Drama / Gossip
- Celebrity gossip
- Reality TV recaps
- Relationship drama
- Callout content
Gaming
- Let's plays
- Esports
- Commentary/skits
- Mobile gaming
- Retro gaming
Food
- Cooking
- Mukbang
- Reviews
- Budget meals
- Fine dining
Fitness & Health
- Gym/bodybuilding
- Yoga
- Running
- Home workouts
- Nutrition
- Mental health
Lifestyle & Vlogging
- Day-in-the-life
- Family/parenting
- Home/interior
- Minimalism
- Productivity
Music
- Covers
- Original music
- Reaction
- DJ/electronic
- Studio content
Education & Science
- Explainers
- History
- Science
- Language learning
- Study/exam prep
Tech
- Reviews
- Unboxing
- Coding/AI
- Gadgets
Art & DIY/Crafts
- Drawing/painting
- Woodworking
- Sewing/knitting
- Home improvement
- Upcycling
Automotive
- Car reviews
- Car culture/mods
- Motorcycles
- Mechanics
Pets & Animals
- Dogs
- Cats
- Exotic pets
- Wildlife encounters
Relationships & Dating
- Dating advice
- Couple content
- Breakup drama
Spirituality
- Tarot
- Astrology
- Manifestation
- Religion
True Crime
- Case breakdowns
- Court commentary
- Missing persons
Niche Hobbies / ASMR
- ASMR
- Collecting
- Mechanical keyboards
- Aquascaping
- Model building
Everything printed is licensed. Posts come from creators who signed up and agreed to it, not from scraping whatever was reachable. Comments are handled separately, with their authors anonymised. The full creator terms are here.
JOIN THE WAITLIST
One email when the first print run is ready. That is the whole plan.
WHO IS MAKING THIS
Me, on my own, for now. I’m 21, I’m a student, and I work in tech (I’m interning at IBM). I’m building this in the hours around that.
There’s no team and no office behind this. Beyond what’s written here I’m staying low-profile, which I’d rather be upfront about than dress up as a brand. If that changes, I’ll say so.
The idea came out of noticing that the thing I’d spent all evening reading would be genuinely funny in print, and completely harmless there. So: same content, worse distribution mechanism, on purpose.
CREATORS: THERE’S A CUT IN THIS
If you make content and want to promote the book, there’s a revenue share in it for you. Terms are worked out per creator rather than fixed, and the licensing side, what you’d actually be agreeing to, is written out in plain English.
Read it, or just email me and ask.
WHO’S ON BOARD
Nobody yet, and I’m not going to invent a number here. No waitlist count, no logos, no testimonials until there are real ones to show.
If you want to be early, the list is just above.